Good Time

Nora was trying to pick the biggest frozen chicken from the freezer at a supermarket, but unfortunately he couldn't find one for his big family. She asked the store employee, "Do these chicken get any bigger?" The employee replied, "No, they are dead."

Hi there to everybody. I hope you had a wonderful weekend. Please allow me to continue making you laugh. One Sunday morning, pastor Williams observed young George looking at the huge plaque posted on the foyer of the church. The plaque contained names and tiny South African flags were mounted on the other side of it. The six-year-old had been inquisitively looking at plaque for some time, so the pastor ascended to the boy and stood beside him and whispered, "Good morning, George". The young boy replied, "Good morning", still with his eyes glued on the plaque. "What is this?" Asked George. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in service." Soberly, they stood up together, staring at the large plaque. With his voice trembling with extreme fear, George asked, "Which service? The 7h30 or the 10h30 one?

A farmer bought a young rooster. Immediately after arriving on the farm with it, it quickly flew out of the room and mated all 200 hens on the farm. The farmer was very happy, thinking about the number of eggs that would be hatched by these hens. Come lunchtime, the tiny bird mated all 200 hens again. This time the farmer got worried. The following day, he noticed the little mating geese, ducks, and a parrot. This was extremely scaring. Later in the day, he spotted the rooster lying pale, looking half-dead with vultures flying around its head. The angry farmer said, "Yhaa! you horny bastard, you deserve this". To his surprise, the rooster opened one eye, pointed up and whispered, "Quiet please, let them land".

Animals are intelligent, sometimes more than humans. We need to be careful. Open your eyes: A man who was in need of a horse got one from the temple. As he was riding the horse, the man of God warned him that it was a very special horse. "if you want the horse to go, you just say, "Thank God", and if you want it to stop, you simply say, "Amen". The man left the temple. On the way, he fell asleep on the horse. After a few hours, he woke up, only to realize that the horse was racing towards the edge of a dangerous cliff. He shouted "Amen". And the special horse stopped merely a few inches from the edge. "Whew", exclaimed the man in extreme relief. "Thank God".

On Valentine"s Day, Jill invited her mother to join him and his female partner, Ivy in the university flat for lunch. She indeed came. Reading from the facial expression of his mother, Jill noticed that his mother might be having a question regarding the girl she saw in his son's flat. He said, "Mom I know that you are having a question in your mind about this girl I'm with. We actually share this flat together. But we have our separate rooms. We only share the flat and entrance". "Ok, that's fine my son, I get you". After lunch his mother went back home. After a week, Ivy noticed that there is a missing plate in their flat and that it has been missing since Jill's mother left them. Dear, there is a plate missing here since your mother left a week ago. Can you find out from her?" Jill called his mother. "Mom, there is missing plate here. I don't know whether it's coincidence that it went missing just after you left us"...

I wish to greet everyone out there. I'm Songezo Mhlana from South Africa. I want to make a fun time in your lives by bringing you laughter and jokes. I have noticed that we spend the better part of our lifetime facing trying to solve everyday challenges. We don't have or focus on the positive side of our lifetime. We forget that no matter how many or serious are our challenges, we still need to have time to enjoy ourselves. Today, there are many illnesses that we suffer from, like depression, stress etc. These kinds of diseases are mainly caused by our lifestyle. There are many people who sleep and never wake up in the morning because of heart attack and extreme depression. There are many people who are mentally ill out there. There were not born like that, but the challenges and hurdles they come across along the way. Economic challenges have also played critical part in affecting our lifestyle. How many divorces do we have these days compared to previous years? How many fam...