Good Time

"How to put a cow in the Fridge?", asked the teacher at a local secondary school. "I don't know Sir", replied Larry, a student. "You simply open the fridge door and put the rhino inside", replied the teacher. "Ok Sir, can I also ask you a question?" Asked Larry. "Of cause". Replied the teacher. "How do you put the baboon in the fridge?" Asked Larry. "By simply opening the fridge door and put the baboon inside", replied the teacher. "No Sir, you got it wrong", replied Larry. "You first remove the cow from the fridge", continued Larry. "Can I ask you another question Sir?" Asked Larry. "Yes you can Larry", replied the teacher skeptically. "Let's say all animals have a party in the forest, which animal would not attend the party?" Asked Larry. "I don't know", replied the embarrassed teacher. "It's the baboon, because it i...

Seventy year- old Mary was on an economy class flight to Cape Town. When the aircraft was miles above sea level she noticed a vacant seat at business class. She went to occupy it. The flight attendant saw her and went to persuade her to return to the economy class. She refused with no clear reason. Gary, a grown up who was seated at the economy class came to intervene. "Excuse me young man, let me help you as I know how to deal with old ladies," said Gary. The flight attendant stepped back. After a few minutes after Gary had whispered to Mary, she went back to the economy class. In disbelief, the flight attendant asked Gary, "Old man, what did you tell her?" "I told her that the business class was actually not going to Cape Town," replied Gary with beaming smile.