Waiting For A Train

A couple checked into a hotel. The husband wanted to quench his thirst with a few glasses of whisky at a bar, but his wife was extremely tired so she decided to go and sleep at the room.

After stripping off her clothes, she climbed on the bed... and just then, an elevated train passed by very close to the window and the room was shaken so hard that she was thrown out of bed down to the floor. She thought that was just an isolated incident, she climbed on the bed again.

So violently, another train passed and shook the room again. She found herself on the floor. Trembling with extreme fear, she called the receptionist and asked for the manager. The manager promised to be coming.

The manager pitched up and the woman narrated her story. The manager was in disbelief but the woman insisted that the story was not a joke. "Listen, lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!" The manager did just that. He lied next to her. Within a minute, they were down on the floor.

While the manager was still trying to establish what has just happened, still next to the woman, the husband walked in. "What are you doing here?" He asked. In a relaxed mood, the manager replied, "Would you believe that I'm waiting for a train here?"